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Yes, I am recycling artwork in the interest of time.

Web Comic Migration

After conferring with my brain-trust*, it has been determined that my blog should not be split into angry writings and angry cartoons, so I'm resurrecting this one I started in 2005 when my "Art Director" at the time found out I already had one, thereby putting an end to me bitching about her on it for fear of losing a job I deeply hated.

In the spirit of complaining about my workplace, I give you My Red Swingline.

* Bill, Jenny, 2 feral cats and a homeless guy

Workplace Communication 101

Red Flag Web Design Client #113

new project?

small brain = small talk

here's an example of the small talk i have to endure everyday:

AD= My Boss [art director]
DR= Company Driver

scene: DR walks through office obviously in a hurry

AD: Hey (DR), going on lots of trips?

DR pauses and looks at AD

DR: huh?

AD: going on lots of trips?

DR: Trips... well, last month i went to...(trails off) You mean vacation?

AD: Like trips, don't you go lots of places and stuff?

DR: (confused) you mean... driving around the city- my job?

AD: yeah

DR: uh, yeah i guess

AD: Coolio!

scene

Amazing

just for the record- not a big deal, but i think someone should know: My "Creative Director" just instructed me to scan a low quality bubble-jet print out of a low res jpg from a poorly shot digital image. This scan is to be edited, printed (again) and presented to my company's CEO.

By me.

Got that? OK, moving on...